Answering Machine Mesages

MP3'S

Bart SimpsonAM-BART.MP366kb
CasablancaAM-CAS~1.MP3199kb
Cheech & ChongAM-CHE~1.MP350kb
FOX's World's Scariest Phone MessagesAM-FOX.MP3156kb
Homer SimpsonAM-HOMER.MP3158kb
Hostage KittyAM-KITTY.MP3168kb
Mission ImpossibleAM-MIS~1.MP3163kb
Arnold "Terminator" SchwarzeneggerAM-TER~1.MP3140kb
The Toilet ZoneAM-TOI~1.MP3208kb
Toy Co's Tickle-Me LineAM-TOYCO.MP3241kb
Telephone Movie TrailerAM-TRA~1.MP3109kb

WAV'S

You've reached the Alzheimer's Research..umALTZHE~1.WAV72kb
Arnold "Terminator" SchwarzeneggerARNIE.WAV35kb
Canadian AstronautASTRO.WAV55kb
Attention Deficit DisorderATTENT~1.WAV45kb
King of the HillBEAST.WAV35kb
Aussie Bob the BurglarBOB.WAV43kb
The BorgBORG.WAV29kb
Monty Python's BrucesBRUCE.WAV17kb
Nobody's Home, Bugsy's taking advantage of that.BUGSY.WAV61kb
Barbara WaltersBWALTERS.WAV44kb
Cheech & ChongCHEECH.WAV38kb
Multiple-Choice Answering MachineCHOICES.WAV47kb
HAL-type Answering "Unit"CIAOBABY.WAV38kb
Clint EastwoodCLINT.WAV33kb
ClonesCLONE.WAV67kb
Inspector ClouseauCLOUSEAU.WAV36kb
Computer VoiceCOMPUTER.WAV38kb
Crabby old manCRABBY.WAV55kb
Quentin Terrintino's Reservoir PhonesDOGS.WAV63kb
Elvis PresleyELVIS.WAV25kb
Flatulence AnonymousFART.WAV55kb
Fawlty TowersFAWLTY.WAV42kb
Ned FlandersFLANDERS.WAV19kb
Phone TagFONETAG.WAV31kb
Really Formal MessageFORMAL.WAV41kb
Indian guyGAZZA.WAV34kb
Hesitant guyHESITANT.WAV51kb
Hostile guyHOSTILE.WAV31kb
Jack Nicholson 1JACK.WAV42kb
Jack Nicholson 2JACK1.WAV42kb
Michael JacksonJACKSON.WAV37kb
Mick JaggerJAGGER.WAV39kb
Learn Japanese in 20 Seconds a dayJAPANESE.WAV76kb
John WayneJOHNWA~1.WAV36kb
Hostage KittyKITTY.WAV84kb
Silence of the LambsLAMBS.WAV113kb
Phone Mailbox HellMAILHELL.WAV50kb
Mission ImpossibleMISSION1.WAV51kb
Richard NixonNIXON.WAV42kb
Generic Office MsgOFFICE1.WAV22kb
You're #9453OPERATOR.WAV62kb
PMS Crisis HotlinePMSLINE.WAV46kb
Springfield Police Rescue PhonePOLICE.WAV33kb
Two Ex-lax & ProzacPROZAC.WAV25kb
Leave a msg for 4.99 a minute.PSYCHIC.WAV23kb
6th Sense Detective AgencyR1MESS1.WAV21kb
Hold on while I get a pencil...R1MESS3.WAV22kb
Can't find phone, leave a loud long msg.R1MESS6.WAV16kb
Horse RacingRACING.WAV69kb
Ronald ReaganREAGAN.WAV16kb
Recipe for a msgRECIPE.WAV86kb
Ren & StimpyRENSTI~1.WAV24kb
Screening our callsSCREEN.WAV24kb
Sean ConnerySEANC.WAV22kb
Monty Python's Silly Voices Preservation SocietySILLYV~1.WAV17kb
Sylvester StalloneSLY1.WAV32kb
Space Station MIRSPACE-~1.WAV62kb
"SPEAK!"SPEAK.WAV8kb
You're someone specialSPECIAL.WAV35kb
Split PersonalitySPLITPER.WAV28kb
Star Trek's SpockSPOCK.WAV35kb
Spooky messageSPOOKY.WAV46kb
"Leave a msg after the tone."TONE.WAV8kb
Star Trek Next GenerationTREK.WAV42kb
W.C. FieldsWCFIELDS.WAV42kb
You've won a car! If you can...WINCAR1.WAV52kb

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