| Bart Simpson | AM-BART.MP3 | 66kb |
| Casablanca | AM-CAS~1.MP3 | 199kb |
| Cheech & Chong | AM-CHE~1.MP3 | 50kb |
| FOX's World's Scariest Phone Messages | AM-FOX.MP3 | 156kb |
| Homer Simpson | AM-HOMER.MP3 | 158kb |
| Hostage Kitty | AM-KITTY.MP3 | 168kb |
| Mission Impossible | AM-MIS~1.MP3 | 163kb |
| Arnold "Terminator" Schwarzenegger | AM-TER~1.MP3 | 140kb |
| The Toilet Zone | AM-TOI~1.MP3 | 208kb |
| Toy Co's Tickle-Me Line | AM-TOYCO.MP3 | 241kb |
| Telephone Movie Trailer | AM-TRA~1.MP3 | 109kb |
| You've reached the Alzheimer's Research..um | ALTZHE~1.WAV | 72kb |
| Arnold "Terminator" Schwarzenegger | ARNIE.WAV | 35kb |
| Canadian Astronaut | ASTRO.WAV | 55kb |
| Attention Deficit Disorder | ATTENT~1.WAV | 45kb |
| King of the Hill | BEAST.WAV | 35kb |
| Aussie Bob the Burglar | BOB.WAV | 43kb |
| The Borg | BORG.WAV | 29kb |
| Monty Python's Bruces | BRUCE.WAV | 17kb |
| Nobody's Home, Bugsy's taking advantage of that. | BUGSY.WAV | 61kb |
| Barbara Walters | BWALTERS.WAV | 44kb |
| Cheech & Chong | CHEECH.WAV | 38kb |
| Multiple-Choice Answering Machine | CHOICES.WAV | 47kb |
| HAL-type Answering "Unit" | CIAOBABY.WAV | 38kb |
| Clint Eastwood | CLINT.WAV | 33kb |
| Clones | CLONE.WAV | 67kb |
| Inspector Clouseau | CLOUSEAU.WAV | 36kb |
| Computer Voice | COMPUTER.WAV | 38kb |
| Crabby old man | CRABBY.WAV | 55kb |
| Quentin Terrintino's Reservoir Phones | DOGS.WAV | 63kb |
| Elvis Presley | ELVIS.WAV | 25kb |
| Flatulence Anonymous | FART.WAV | 55kb |
| Fawlty Towers | FAWLTY.WAV | 42kb |
| Ned Flanders | FLANDERS.WAV | 19kb |
| Phone Tag | FONETAG.WAV | 31kb |
| Really Formal Message | FORMAL.WAV | 41kb |
| Indian guy | GAZZA.WAV | 34kb |
| Hesitant guy | HESITANT.WAV | 51kb |
| Hostile guy | HOSTILE.WAV | 31kb |
| Jack Nicholson 1 | JACK.WAV | 42kb |
| Jack Nicholson 2 | JACK1.WAV | 42kb |
| Michael Jackson | JACKSON.WAV | 37kb |
| Mick Jagger | JAGGER.WAV | 39kb |
| Learn Japanese in 20 Seconds a day | JAPANESE.WAV | 76kb |
| John Wayne | JOHNWA~1.WAV | 36kb |
| Hostage Kitty | KITTY.WAV | 84kb |
| Silence of the Lambs | LAMBS.WAV | 113kb |
| Phone Mailbox Hell | MAILHELL.WAV | 50kb |
| Mission Impossible | MISSION1.WAV | 51kb |
| Richard Nixon | NIXON.WAV | 42kb |
| Generic Office Msg | OFFICE1.WAV | 22kb |
| You're #9453 | OPERATOR.WAV | 62kb |
| PMS Crisis Hotline | PMSLINE.WAV | 46kb |
| Springfield Police Rescue Phone | POLICE.WAV | 33kb |
| Two Ex-lax & Prozac | PROZAC.WAV | 25kb |
| Leave a msg for 4.99 a minute. | PSYCHIC.WAV | 23kb |
| 6th Sense Detective Agency | R1MESS1.WAV | 21kb |
| Hold on while I get a pencil... | R1MESS3.WAV | 22kb |
| Can't find phone, leave a loud long msg. | R1MESS6.WAV | 16kb |
| Horse Racing | RACING.WAV | 69kb |
| Ronald Reagan | REAGAN.WAV | 16kb |
| Recipe for a msg | RECIPE.WAV | 86kb |
| Ren & Stimpy | RENSTI~1.WAV | 24kb |
| Screening our calls | SCREEN.WAV | 24kb |
| Sean Connery | SEANC.WAV | 22kb |
| Monty Python's Silly Voices Preservation Society | SILLYV~1.WAV | 17kb |
| Sylvester Stallone | SLY1.WAV | 32kb |
| Space Station MIR | SPACE-~1.WAV | 62kb |
| "SPEAK!" | SPEAK.WAV | 8kb |
| You're someone special | SPECIAL.WAV | 35kb |
| Split Personality | SPLITPER.WAV | 28kb |
| Star Trek's Spock | SPOCK.WAV | 35kb |
| Spooky message | SPOOKY.WAV | 46kb |
| "Leave a msg after the tone." | TONE.WAV | 8kb |
| Star Trek Next Generation | TREK.WAV | 42kb |
| W.C. Fields | WCFIELDS.WAV | 42kb |
| You've won a car! If you can... | WINCAR1.WAV | 52kb |