AUDIO CLIPS

3rd Rock from the Sun: Messed up White People3rfs-01.wav48kb
3rd Rock from the Sun: Someone I wouldn't let pick my nose3rfs-02.wav86kb
3rd Rock from the Sun: Reading books that I hate3rfs-03.wav69kb
3rd Rock from the Sun: Was I asleep when you turned into a big wussy.3rfs-04.wav53kb
3rd Rock from the Sun: Scratchin? Outside, manly. Inside, too manly3RFS-05.WAV163kb
3rd Rock from the Sun: I cannot touch you here, or there...3RFS-06.WAV270kb
3 Stooges: Helloooo!3stooges.wav59kb
Airplane! Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.Airplane1.wav22kb
Airplane! Ever been in a cockpit before? Ever seen a grown man naked?Airplane2.wav77kb
Airplane! No, I've been nervous lot's of timesAirplane3.wav93kb
Airplane! Don't call me ShirleyAirplane4.wav47kb
Aladdin: Bird: I can't take it anymore!Aladdin0.wav25kb
Aladdin: Out of movie experienceAladdin1.wav112kb
Aladdin: Bird: Say cracker and I let you have it on principle.Aladdin2.wav106kb
Aladdin: Sand! It's everywhere, get used to it.Aladdin3.wav138kb
Austin Powers: You've got mail, baby! Yeah!AUSTIN1.WAV237kb
Dr. Evil: Throw me a friggin' bone here. I'm the boss, need the infoAUSTIN2.WAV60kb
A. Powers: Yeah, Baby, Yeah!AUSTIN4.WAV22kb
A. Powers: Isn't that what being an international man of mysteryAUSTIN5.WAV37kb
Biff: Make like a tree and get out of here.BacktoFuture.wav41kb
Tweety: Bad Ol' Puddy Tat!BAD-OLE.WAV29kb
Bionic Man SoundBIONIC1.WAV15kb
Brisco County Jr.: Stay away from my nuts!BRISCO.WAV33kb
Cable Guy: Oh.... BillyCableguy.wav32kb
Casablanca: "Here's looking at you kid."Casablanca.wav17kb
Contact SoundCONTACT.WAV72kb
Dinosaurs: Gotta Luv Me!DINO-Gotta Luv.WAV9kb
Dragnet: Just the FactsDragnet1.wav9kb
Dragnet: I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're trowling out.Dragnet2.wav81kb
"My advice to you: start drinking heavily."DRINKHVY.WAV44kb
Droopy: You know what? I'm happy, Hurray.DROOPY.WAV63kb
Dumb & Dumber: I guess the kidding around's pretty much overDumb&dumber1.wav22kb
Tickle-Me ElmoELMO.WAV182kb
Evil LaughEVILAUGH.WAV46kb
Bye Bye, Jenny!Fgump.wav28kb
Niles Crane: Where you were last seen hiking up Mt. EgoFrazier1.wav47kb
Frazier Crane: I'm a babe magnet, I'm cat-nipFrazier2.wav60kb
Frazier Crane: I see you're still waiting for that spine donor.Frazier3.wav93kb
Insane LaughGIGGLE.WAV32kb
Bugs Bunny: Oh boy! What a Hangover!HANGOVER.WAV22kb
"I've fallen and I can't get up!"I'vefallen.wav37kb
(litle boy's voice) "I made this"Imadetective.wav33kb
I'm sorry that was highly InappropriateINAPRPRT.WAV21kb
Intel SoundINTEL.WAV65kb
Elroy: You're the greatest guy in the whole galaxyJetsons1.wav26kb
Mr. Spacely: "You're Fired!"Jetsons2.wav22kb
Knight Rider's Kit: I'm doing what I can Michael...KITTFEED.WAV31kb
Knight Rider's Kit: I suggest you take your ample derrier off my hood.Knightrider1.wav30kb
Roger Rabbit: Don't tell me you lost you're sense of humor already?Losthumor.wav33kb
Peppe Le Pew: It is love at first sight, is it not, no?LUVAT1ST.WAV61kb
We are the Men in Black.MIB-WE ARE.WAV49kb
"What sign are you because my mood-ring totally changed colors?"MOODRING.WAV42kb
Foghorn Leghorn: Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet miceNICEGIRL.WAV35kb
Beavis: Peek-a-boo!!!PEEKABOO.WAV22kb
The Brain: Let us begin the battle for the planet.Pinky&Brain.wav50kb
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!RUMBLE.WAV152kb
Family Guy: Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell!S-burn.wav71kb
Family Guy: Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing in my own feces?S-FECES.WAV40kb
Family Guy: Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?S-WhoTheHell.WAV22kb
Shaggy: Everyman for himselfSCOOBY1.WAV53kb
Scooby-dooby-do!!SCOOBY2.WAV43kb
Shaggy: Give me liberty or give me pizza pieSCOOBY3.WAV35kb
"I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids"SCOOBY4.WAV57kb
Elmer Fudd: I've got you cornered you screwey rabbit!SCRWYRBT.WAV27kb
Nelson: Ha HA!!Simpsons1.wav24kb
Apu: For the next 5 minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!Simpsons2.wav98kb
"Because, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and... people like me!"SNL01.wav69kb
Matt Foley (Chris Farley): Van down by the RiverSNL02.wav84kb
S. Park's Cartman: That is so lame! (laughing)Spark-01.wav123kb
S. Park's Cartman: You look pretty cool. (laughing)Spark-03.wav39kb
S. Park: Isn't it cool? No, it's not cool!!!Spark-04.wav19kb
S. Park's Cartman: I don't like Kenny anymore, he just doesn't communicate.Spark-05.wav23kb
S. Park: Calling about assisted-suicideSpark-06.wav125kb
S. Park's Cartman: Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testabuger!Spark-07.wav45kb
S. Park's Cartman: yeah, I want cheesy-poofsSpark-08.wav39kb
S. Park's Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big bonedSpark-09.wav160kb
S. Park's Cartman: You will respect my authority!SPARK-10.WAV77kb
S. Park: There are no stupid questions, just stupid peopleSPARK-11.WAV40kb
S. Park's Cartman: Best Friends SongsSPARK-12.WAV113kb
S. Park: What a nice alarm clock, thanx Stan. (puking)SPARK-13.WAV38kb
S. Park: Aunt Flo isn't going to visit her anymoreSPARK-14.WAV150kb
S. Park: 99% of the time when a child is missing, they've run awaySPARK-15.WAV126kb
S. Park's Cartman: I can always count on you to lighten me upSpark02.wav81kb
Star Trek: We can't do it, if we keep this speed we'll blow up any minuteStartrek1.wav40kb
Darth Vadar: He will join us or die.Starwars1.wav41kb
Tarzan YellTarzan.wav143kb
Star Trek's Worf: It is a good day to die.Worf-1.wav35kb
Star Trek's Worf: Perhaps today IS a good day to dieWorf-2.wav49kb
Yosemite Sam: When I say "Whoa!", I mean "Whoa!"Yosemite_Sam.wav47kb

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